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Happy St. Paddy's Day!
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Blarney Bill.
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Are you the owner of this colorful establishment?
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I'm not even the owner of these pants.
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Where's me kiss?
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Blarney Bill is like the mascot of this place.
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Every year I kiss him for good luck.
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And when does that luck kick in?
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Where's me kiss?
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I left it in me other purse?
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Wow. That's a wet moustache.
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Scotch and fish.