Well, every 10 or 15 breaths, you make a little snort noise.

每呼吸10到15次你会发出点小噪音
And then sometimes you'll even get a little spit bubble-

有时候甚至吹起泡泡
Okay, dad. Seriously.

行啦爸爸到底什么事
- Do you do drugs? - No.

-你有没有碰毒品 -没有
Are you sure? Cause you can tell me.

真的其实你可以告诉我的
- Dad, am I lethargic and uncharacteristically irritable? - No.

-爸爸你觉得我嗜睡异常暴躁吗 -没有
Are my eyes bloodshot for no apparent reason?

我的眼睛无缘无故会充血吗
No, except when you're sick.

除非你病了
- Well, that's an apparent reason. - What?

-这是有缘有故 -什么
- Are my grades plummeting? - No.

-我的成绩突然下滑了吗 -没有
Then according to New York City's guidelines

根据纽约市家长及教师准则
For parents and teachers, it's a pretty safe bet I'm clean.

可以肯定我是没有吸毒的