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26 months. Anything happen while I was gone?
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- That's why I called you ma'am. - So did the Marines.
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You sure don't look like you've been in a war.
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The first thing I did when I got back was buy women's clothes.
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I maxed out three credit cards.
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But I figured, "Hey, the economy's booming, so what the heck?"
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- Oh, God. - I'm kidding.
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Oh, excuse me.
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It's all right.
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Hi, Dad. I'm fine.
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I left a message for you and Mom at the hotel
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because I wanted to let you know