before you got popular by not bothering anyone, Leno.

而不是你现在这种不得罪人的节目雷诺
I think Jay and I would rather be employed,

我想杰和我都会觉得饭碗比较重要
if it's all the same to you.

不过你可能无所谓
It's not all the same to me, you punk.

我才不会无所谓你个白痴
I've come here to take your IQ and your talent

我来是要利用你的智商和才华
and put it to some patriotic fucking use.

做出点对国家有用的东西
And where does it say that a good news show can't be popular?

谁说好的新闻就没法受到欢迎的
Nielsen ratings.

尼尔森收视率
We're going to do a good news show and make it popular at the same time.

我们就要做出好新闻还要让它受欢迎
- That is impossible. - Between your brains,

-白日做梦 -凭你的才智
charm, looks, and affability and my...

你的风度友善加上我...
- Refusal to live in reality. - ...expertise in producing you...

-不愿接受现实 -对你的包装