it's time for Don Quixote!

堂吉诃德该出马了
You think I'm him?

你认为我是堂吉诃德
No, I think I'm him. You're his horse.

我才是你是他的马
- He rode a donkey. - Well, I can't help you there.

-他骑的是驴 -你想当驴也行
- I have to write my script. - I'll write it for you.

-我要写稿子了 -我替你写
"The volcanic eruption in Iceland is believed to have started on March 20th

"消息称 3月20日冰岛火山喷发
and has led to a worldwide transportation disaster.

导致全球航空交通瘫痪
The suspension of air traffic was in no way caused by America, which I love.

此次航班停飞并非我心爱的国家导致
You have to believe me."

请大家相信我
You want me in the same shouting match as everybody else?

你要我像别人那样去骂街吗
I want you to not apologize for saying something...

我要你不为自己所说的话道歉
All right!

好吧