来自《新闻编辑室 第3季 第6集 第6集》

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  and that he messengered you some book.
  派专人给你送了本书
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  Listen up. In the past, if you came to me
  听着 如果以前你来跟我说
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  with tips for healthy living, you might have found something
  健康养生的窍门 你可能
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  in the tone of my response
  会从我回复的语气发现
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  that discouraged you from ever saying that again.
  我希望你再也别提这些事
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  But now I'm issuing a whole new decree.
  不过我现在要制定人生新规
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  I want your health advice. It's suddenly very important
  我想听取你们的健康养生窍门 因为突然之间
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  to me that I live for a long time.
  能长命百岁对我而言变得很重要
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  Jesus!
  天呐
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  What happened?
  发生什么事了
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  - I'm not sure. - I have no idea.
  -我不知道 -不知道
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  Smack me in the face as hard as you can.
  狠狠地扇我一巴掌