来自《新闻编辑室 第3季 第6集 第6集》

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  You know what I always thought would be fun
  我若为人父母 你知道我觉得
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  if I was a parent?
  怎么才有意思吗
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  You teach your kid something wrong like wood comes from birds
  你骗你家孩子木头是鸟儿变的
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  and you see how long you can keep it going.
  然后看你这个谎话能编多久
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  They're all grown up and at a dinner party
  等他们都长大了 一起坐在餐桌前
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  and people are admiring the table and your kid says,
  别人欣赏漂亮的桌子 你家孩子说
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  "It took a lot of sparrows to make that table."
  "做这一张桌子得死多少麻雀啊"
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  But people have different parenting styles.
  但每个人都有不同的教育方式
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  There's no right way or wrong way.
  没有绝对的对错
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  Maybe there's a wrong way.
  也许有些教育方式是错的
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  - What was that? - We should go to the car.
  -出什么事了 -我们该上车了
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  You're not going to be reductive.
  你的话不会多余的