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When you think your wife's dead
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you tend to realise how much you actually love her.
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There's a certain irony in that, dear reader,
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cos our heroine was not dead.
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Our heroine was very much alive.
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Our heroine was fucking her friend, Big Ben!
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- I wasn't. And I didn't. - Five people dead.
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I wish you were one of them.
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Even that would be better than this.
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She'll know we've had a row.
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- Bye, darling. - Bye.
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Bye, sweetheart.