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Always spouting about their rights, equality, feminism.
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Shall I tell you what I know about women like you?
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- Can I squeeze past? - No.
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Give them the same rights as men, they start acting like men.
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Only more so. Using, abusing...shagging.
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I fear for the safety of my children,
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so please let me speak to David,
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- or I'll call the police. - I am the police.
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Now, move away from my door.
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We'll have to stop you reading that Guardian, George.
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- Hello? - 'David, it's me.'
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What do you want?