Your family don't even talk.

你们家的人基本不说话
Your father's so bottled up

你爸那么自闭
it's a wonder he's even got a stomach left.

他还有胃口去吃饭真是少见
As opposed to yours?

你们家不是?
My father was out-front about what bothered him.

至少我爸能勇敢面对
With a bullet through your mother's beehive hairdo.

对啊开枪打穿你母亲的蜂窝发型
I knew it.

哦我就知道
I was wondering how long it would take for you to throw that at me.

我还在想你要等多久才拿这事出来找我茬
You're amazing. You know?

你真的很了不起你知道吗?
In high school, you were the happy-go-lucky rascal,

高中的时候你是一个逍遥自在的小坏蛋
the comedian, the rapscallion.

喜剧演员痞子
But all of that was bullshit, wasn't it?

但那一切全都是假的不是吗?