You shut up Vivian, seriously.

你闭嘴薇薇安不含糊
Shut up, man.

闭嘴小子
My heart, my heart,

我的心我的肝
somebody call an ambulance. I need help. I need help.

快打120 我快不行了
That's enough.

都省省吧
So when's he leaving this phase of stupid adolescence?

他这个青春叛逆期什么时候才是个头
Never, he's never leaving high school.

没门他这辈子都别想跨出高中大门了
coz he thinks he's too smart to go to any of his classes.

他这么聪明杨振宁也教不了他
To get an "A". Oh sweet! I got an "A".

不就是考A吗没问题就给你个A
I'm having so much fun looking at this letter on a piece of paper.

每次看见卷子上得了A都觉得滑稽
5 more of this letter on this piece of paper...

要是再多拿五个A
...and I can get a 4.0 GPA average.

我的平均分就有4.0了