-You've never been to an audition before? -No.

-你之前没试过镜吗 -没有
Oh Vincent, it's dreadful.

文森特太杯具了吧
What?

怎么
Okay, so, you walk in...

好吧你走进去
you wait in a room crowded with the faces

坐在一个房间里等
that look vaguely familiar in an explicit way.

里面挤满了张三李四一大堆人
They mark you in, they stare at you, they hate you.

他们叫你进去盯着你看凶神恶煞的
You sing and dance and throw a baton, show off all the talents..

你又唱又跳撒着欢的展示才艺
that once thrilled your mother and father.

就跟当年逗老爸老妈开心一样
They make faces, sometimes very rarely. They ask you a question.

他们装模作样然后很偶尔还问你问题
Then you're dismissed and you go home for the night.

然后叫你出去你就回家睡大觉了
Content not peeing there.

前提是你没吓尿裤子