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ask him to have sex, he will say yes.
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- Please. - No, he wouldn't.
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- I would. - I'm gonna do it.
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Okay, here we go.
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And speakerphone.
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- Loser picks up the tab. - I-I like that.
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- Hello? - oh!
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Oh, god. Um, hi.
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Hi. Um, will you have sex with me?
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No.
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Uh, sure.
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Okay, what is your deal, man?