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Which of the many fine doctors here are you seeing?
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Uh, Dr. Evans. You?
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The other 12.
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See you in two days, when I emerge from my chrysalis.
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Ugh. Dr. Evans is so scary.
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What is your strategy to deal with her?
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Oh, I'm totally submissive. I avoid eye contact,
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I keep my head down and mumble softly at any direct questions.
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I'm gonna go with straight-up nice.
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First I'm gonna hit her with a "great hair,"
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Then I'll knock her back with a "you smell nice"
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And finally, "you got a sexy, smoky voice."