Yeah. But I get it. I get it.

是啊我懂我懂
Real estate's what you do when you have no other options, you know?

当你没有其他选择就只能做房地产了
I guess it's like being a stripper,

我想这就像当个脱衣舞娘一样
except you get to see your face on a bus bench.

除了你能在公车椅子上看到自己的脸
Well, not this face, of course, but the airbrushed version.

当然不是这张脸是那种喷枪笔画的
When you string that many mean thoughts together,

你一口气说出这么多刻薄的话
I lose my breath just a little bit.

我都无法喘息了
Well, this is going to burn like a mother.

这东西会有轻微灼烧感
It was, uh, it was nice meeting you.

很高兴见到你
- My name's Smith. - Laurie. Laurie.

-我叫史密斯 -我叫劳里劳里
I mean, I thought he was cute,

我觉得他挺可爱的
but what kind of a tool goes by his last name?

这种姓的人的"小弟弟"肯定不怎么样