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Just bring up more wine. My mustard jar's empty.
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I am tired from sharing my gift.
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Are you a genius?
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Baby, are you looking for your necklace?
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I found it in the shower.
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A big glob of conditioner was about to suck it down the drain.
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Thank you. I'm so sorry I barked at you this morning.
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I've been feeling so bad about it.
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But, babe, I promise to make it up to you tonight.
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Travis, women will always drive us nuts,
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But have compassion,
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For they only behave that way to protect themselves.