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Stubastank.
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Stu's afraid of Virginia Woolf.
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Too literary?
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Stupac shakur.
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Boner police.
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Do you think Zelda's gonna invite me to the funeral?
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Well, you've been together for three weeks.
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That would make this your...
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Ninth date?
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No! Absolutely not.
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No. It's way too soon.
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Well, why not? It's not even really a funeral.