Reality of it is,

面对现实吧
is that castle's friends with famous people,

卡塞尔有好些名人朋友
like James Patterson and Stephen King.

像詹姆斯·帕特森啊史蒂芬·金之类的
Who?

谁
Come on, man -- you really think castle wants one of those guys

拜托你真觉得卡塞尔会从那些人里挑伴郎
standing beside him when he ties the knot?

来见证他婚礼的神圣时刻吗
You know, maybe you're right.

嗯有道理
Castle's spent practically every day in the precinct

过去这么些年卡塞尔几乎
for the past few years.

每天都在局里
Why wouldn't he ask one of us to be his best man?

他没道理不选我们做他的伴郎的
Why wouldn't he pick me to be his best man, is what you mean.

你肯定想说他没道理不选你当伴郎
Oh, Javi. I'm the obvious choice.

哈维很明显该选我嘛