Any thoughts on that, mother?

对此有什么见解吗母亲大人
Yes, actually I do.

说实话还真有
I think the most tragic part of the novel is how the antagonist

我认为最悲剧的部分是小说中的反面人物
is always making herself the center of attention.

总想设法成为众人瞩目的焦点
Hmm. You know what's even more tragic?

你知道更悲剧的是什么吗
That our dull as a box of hair villain

我们无趣至极的反派人物
hasn't met a party that she can't suck the fun out of.

还没有遇到一个真正值得她夺走的快乐派对
Not fun?

你说没意思吗
Did you miss the chapter where the heroine

难道你漏掉了女主人公
becomes head cheerleader?

成为啦啦队长的那一章吗
Oh, no no. I read it.

没有我读过了
It was after the chapter where her father bribed the coach!

前面一章讲的就是她爸爸贿赂了教练