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Nobody cares that you were homecoming queen.
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And besides, the only thing that was stuffed more
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than your bra was the ballot box.
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That is exactly what someone who lost would say.
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And by the way, the only reason
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you were ever elected President of the PTA
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was because of your pool parties
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and your frozen Margarita machine.
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Well, it certainly didn't stop you from knocking them back.
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Gluggity glug glug.
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Maybe we should go.
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Oh no, please stay.