I was just trying to make some friends.

我只是想交些朋友罢了
Have you tried a Margarita machine?

你用过玛格丽特鸡尾酒机吗
Well, you should have thought about that

你在邀请她来之前
before you invited her.

就应该能预想到了
Mom, you said you would control yourself.

妈你说过会克制自己
Yes, Mrs. Wheeler is loud and crass and opinionated.

是啊维勒太太嗓门大粗鲁又固执己见
But she has one of the biggest hearts of anyone I've ever met.

但她是我所认识的人当中心胸最宽阔的
See? She gets me.

看到没她懂我
Are you saying that this is my fault?

你是说这是我的错吗
You are missing the point.

你没抓住问题的实质
You're my mom, and it would be so nice

你是我妈如果这辈子哪怕有一次
if for once in my life, you actually had my back.

你能真的在背后支持我该有多好