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Do you think I have a muffin top?
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No, you do not have a muffin top.
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My aunt Bernie, she got a muffin top.
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- She got a whole cake top. - Yeah?
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She can't even put shirts over the damn thing.
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It's like she's wearing an inner tube at all times,
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a slightly deflated, brown inner tube.
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All right, I got it.
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- A little hair on the side. - Oh, Tedward.
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You don't even want to know about the appendectomy scar.
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All rise.
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Court is in session.