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Oh, my god, you've gotta be kidding.
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- All right. - Oh, no.
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- I gotta go home. - What?
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We're transitioning Madison onto the potty,
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and she won't poop unless I'm there.
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I'm her potty motivator. It's actually kind of sweet.
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It's horrific.
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You are not bailing on me tonight.
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It's only gonna take about an hour, all right?
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- An hour to poop? - I'll be right back out.
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Just take me home.
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No, this car's not stopping till we get to the bowling alley.