Yeah, his best friend is pissed at him.

当然知道他最好的朋友正生他气
Andy and Laurie haven't been alone in months.

安迪和劳丽已经好几个月没有二人时光了
Alex has anxiety going to kindergarten every day,

亚历克斯每天都对上幼儿园充满焦虑
and Madison can't poop unless Andy is standing right there.

麦迪森如果没有安迪在旁边就没法大便
Yeah! How annoying is that?

是啊多么令人烦恼啊
You know you have an absolutely one-sided friendship with Andy.

你可知道你和安迪的友谊是完全单方面的吗
Andy said that to you?

安迪这么说的
No, I'm saying that, and so would Adele.

不是是我说的换阿黛尔也会这么说
It's always all about you, Will.

你只顾你自己威尔
It is with profound grace and humility

怀着无限的感激和谦卑
that I accept your invitation to be the little...

我接受你们的邀请成为小...
Baby Jonah's godfather.

乔纳宝贝的教父