You know you have an absolutely one-sided friendship with Andy.

你可知道你和安迪的友谊是完全单方面的吗
Andy said that to you?

安迪这么说的
No, I'm saying that, and so would Adele.

不是是我说的换阿黛尔也会这么说
It's always all about you, Will.

你只顾你自己威尔
It is with profound grace and humility

怀着无限的感激和谦卑
that I accept your invitation to be the little...

我接受你们的邀请成为小...
Baby Jonah's godfather.

乔纳宝贝的教父
You're kidding, right?

你在开玩笑吧
The offer has been rescinded.

我们已经取消了这个决定
Rescinded? Ha. What?

取消搞什么
The appropriate answer when we first asked you

我们第一次问你的时候
would have been to weep and say that you'd be deeply honored.

你应该是带着哭腔说你倍感荣幸