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I have turned a lot of gay dudes straight,
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Although that could just be a line that guys use on me
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because they know how much I love a challenge.
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We didn't have sex, but I feel like
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we did plenty of other things that sent
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a very clear heterosexual message out to the world.
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And I say "the world," because the walls
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in this apartment complex are crazy-thin,
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And you are somewhat vocal.
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It's okay, Smith.
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Oh, thanks, Mrs. Mendelson.
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And nice to meet you, Laurie.