Does this look ridiculous?

这看上去很荒谬吗
Stop. I'm serious.

停下我是认真的
You know, we--we should still be in that honeymoon phase

我们应该还处在蜜月时期
Where you don't even glance at the TV when I'm talking to you

那时我和你说话时你才不会偷瞄电视呢
And I still pretend that I never go to the bathroom

而我却仍在假装我就像不用去洗手间一样
except for to pee, which is true. I only pee.

除非尿尿这没错我只在尿尿时才去
Maybe this is a good thing. Right?

或许我们像现在这样是好事不是吗
I mean... we're being real.

我意思是我们活得很真实
I don't know.

我不知道
Maybe.

或许
Hey, you want to see how I made penny-can

嘿你想看看我怎么让零钱罐
- a little less frustrating? - Hit me.

-不那么囊中羞涩的吗 -说