来自《2012世界末日.1080p.x264.DTS.Bluray-YYHD 第0集》

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  A little surface crack? You're not
  得了吧 只是地表的一些小裂缝而已
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  gonna be inconvenienced by that.
  又不碍什么事
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  Right, surface cracks. I got a plastic surgeon for that.
  没错 表面裂纹 找个整形医师就行
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  Thank God for those shake- proof coffee mugs,
  多亏有防震咖啡杯
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  They show the true nature of us Californians.
  充分展现了加州人的本性
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  We'll not bow to these inconvenient things like surface cracks.
  绝不会向一点儿不便的小裂缝屈服的
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  If you have a funny mini-quake story
  如果你想分享
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  and wanna share it, call 555-1 070.
  有关地震的小趣事 请拨打555
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  - Hi, Daddy. - Hi, baby.
  -爸爸 -宝贝
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  - How are you, sweetie? - Good.
  -你怎么样 亲爱的 -很好
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  Jackson, what is this?
  杰克逊 这是怎么回事
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  Please don't call me that. I'm your Dad.
  别这么叫我 我是你爸