- I don't see him anywhere. - Excuse me. Is this the fifth floor?

-还没见着他呢 -请问这里是五楼吗
The numbers in the elevator are too high up for me to see.

电梯里的数字灯太高了我瞅不着
Oh, my God! You're a midget!

我的天你是个小侏儒
And you're Puerto Rican.

还是波多黎各人
- What? - And you got a little piece of food right here.

-搞毛 -你嘴这边有点渣渣
That's just some hot sauce left over from my burrito.

这是从我的玉米卷饼里漏出来的辣椒酱
I'm Chief, the chief here.

我是主任这里的头头
Uh, we do things a little bit differently here at Childrens,

医生我们儿童医院做事比较与众不同
doctor, but hopefully, there are some techniques that you can

不过还是希望你能学有所成
pick up and bring back home to Havana.

回去造福哈瓦那人民
Bring our techniques back to Puerto Rico, not our white women.

知识可以拿走白种女人想都甭想
Okay?

好吧