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No, hipster.
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Do not think we're on the same team.
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We have nothing in common.
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I wear knit hats when it's cold out.
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You wear knit hats cause of Coldplay.
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You have tattoos to piss off your dad.
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My dad doesn't know he's my dad.
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And finally,
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you think...
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this is the sound that gets you service.
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I think...
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This is the sound that dries up my vagina.