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Yeah, it worries me that it'll never happen again.
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Sheets and steak? Never dared to dream it.
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These sheets smell amazing too,
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thanks to that one little fabric softener ball,
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also under a dollar.
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I dated a guy with one ball once.
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He was all self-conscious, but I told him,
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"No big deal. It's just as ugly as two."
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I am going to get such a good night's--
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Oh, sheet!
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"Thread count: Yes.
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Washing instructions: Do not wash."