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I need to be tested for... herpes.
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Girl, you sound like you're doing a perfume ad for herpes.
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Just give her the phone.
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Well, this is either herpes
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or something I ain't never seen before.
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Now, the HSV-2 is not a standard pap.
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It is a specific blood test, and it is $250.
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Well, the only way I know how to get money for that test
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in the next hour will probably give me an STD.
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Can we maybe work out a cheaper price?
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We're waitresses nearby at the Williamsburg diner.
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I can give you free food for as long as I work there.