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You owe me $250 for the blood test, Andy.
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And $9 for that drink.
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Look, everybody just calm down.
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Andy, you may or may not have given her herpes.
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She may or may not be overreacting.
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I may or may not have slept with that bartender.
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He is my type,
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and yet, he has a job, so he's not,
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and he goes in the "Maybes."
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Look, Caroline, I'm really sorry,
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but I am totally clean.
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Since we broke up, I have only had safe sex