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and yet, he has a job, so he's not,
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and he goes in the "Maybes."
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Look, Caroline, I'm really sorry,
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but I am totally clean.
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Since we broke up, I have only had safe sex
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with a special ed teacher and a dental hygienist.
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I mean, that job has "hygiene" right in the title.
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Wait, oh, there were a couple of times
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where I did have unsafe sex with myself.
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But only when I couldn't sleep.
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And a lot of other times.
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I will go get tested tomorrow,