Okay.

好了
This place used to do real matchmaking.

以前我们正经地帮别人相亲
The only things we connect anymore, penises and viginas.

现在变成帮人约炮的了
I know. Isn't it great?

我知道这不很好吗
I was watching this video. It just had a bull full of tentacles

我看了一个视频一头满是触手的公牛
And you pour like soy sauce over them.

然后你往它们身上浇酱油
- They, like, come back to life. -Why do you keep watching these...

-它们就满血复活了 -你怎么老看这种...
Thank you. No. You can, uh, try a child as an adult,

谢谢不你可以把孩子当成人来审问
but not the other way around.

反过来就不行
How could a tentacle be alive if they're not...

触手怎么会是活的...
No, it does not matter if the crime is adorable.

不不管他的犯罪行为是否可爱
Oh my god, that is adorable.

我的天那太可爱了