Hey, that is a bitchin' purse.

嘿那个钱包真不错
Did you get that on the internet?

你是在网上买的吗
Because I just bought this badass

因为我刚在网上买了
humidifier on the internet,

一款超酷的增湿器
And it is really helping with my sinus infectch.

对我的鼻窦炎很有帮助
It's cold mist, so less bacteria, you know? No biggie.

它会喷冷气无菌绝无吹嘘成分
- What are you doing? - Great stuff, moms.

-你这是在干什么呢 -真是好东西啊妈妈
And I'm out!

我要出去了
What a doof. He is so crushing on you.

真是个傻小子他好像对你很有意思
- It's kinda sweet.- Yeah.

-他很可爱呢 -是啊
- Do you want me to take his virginity? - Now not so sweet.

-你想让我来帮他破了处男身吗 -不劳您大驾了
No, as, like, a favor to you. Plus it's kinda my hobby.

不就算是帮你个忙再说我就好这口呢