humidifier on the internet,

一款超酷的增湿器
And it is really helping with my sinus infectch.

对我的鼻窦炎很有帮助
It's cold mist, so less bacteria, you know? No biggie.

它会喷冷气无菌绝无吹嘘成分
- What are you doing? - Great stuff, moms.

-你这是在干什么呢 -真是好东西啊妈妈
And I'm out!

我要出去了
What a doof. He is so crushing on you.

真是个傻小子他好像对你很有意思
- It's kinda sweet.- Yeah.

-他很可爱呢 -是啊
- Do you want me to take his virginity? - Now not so sweet.

-你想让我来帮他破了处男身吗 -不劳您大驾了
No, as, like, a favor to you. Plus it's kinda my hobby.

不就算是帮你个忙再说我就好这口呢
Honey, I'm hoping my son's first time

亲爱的我希望我儿子的第一次
Is a little more romantic, a little less "hold on tight!"

可以浪漫一些而不是听你叫喊"抓紧使劲"
How dare you.

你竟敢这么说我