They look like the california raisins, remember?

他们看起来像加州葡萄干记得吗
The big bodies, the little legs and the sunglasses.

身子肥腿细还带着墨镜
Lovely.

挺可爱的
It's so bad. I really wish you could see this.

太搞笑了我希望你能看看
You want to hear the pregnancy rap? it's even worse.

想听听怀孕说唱吗更搞笑
You get much more from your pelvic floor

尿道伸伸肛门缩缩
When you pass on the bagel and do one more kegel

让我们一起做盆底运动
Jesus christ.

老天爷
Tell me, do I have to be this uncool for the rest of my life?

告诉我我以后一直都得这么烦人吗
What are you doing? you're talking to me while you're exercising?

你在干嘛边和我聊天边做运动?
No, I'm just watching it.

没我只是在看
I have this subdural hematoma thing due friday.

我有张"硬脑膜下血肿"的图周五就要交了