*What can I say? You the shit*

*我能说啥你个帅逼*
*Rough neck with a cool-ass dick*

*身材够正鸡巴也无敌*
You know, I always wanted a son.

我一直想要个儿子
Why doesn't everyone do this constantly?

为什么大家不一直嗑药呢
I've been asking the same question for 39 years.

这个问题我也想了三十九年
- Who's that? - Oh, that's queen Vaginismis of the Frigid Isles.

-那是谁 -那是寒冰岛的"印道绸金"女王
You must impregnate her with your, you know, Dick Glue

你必须用你的..."体液胶水"让她怀孕
to fulfill the Slissian prophecy.

完成希利希恩预言
Oh, impregnate, sure. Of course. I'm her man.

怀孕没问题交给我了
Come forward, champion. Enter!

过来吧战士进来
Jimmy, just be careful.

吉米小心
Sometimes you end up so deep in the realm

有时候你会深陷神域