Find or not find my vagina after I give birth?

拿我的阴道开玩笑了吗
I do.

我能
Do you promise to let me cobble...

你能保证让我在空闲的时间修补
Carve.

是雕刻
...to carve in my spare time,

雕刻吗
And teach our daughter the lore of the great mississippi?

能让我交女儿关于密西西比河的知识吗
I do.

我能
Do you promise never to develop a thing for seahorses?

你能保证不会像海马那样吗
I do.

我能
Good.

很好
Do you promise to let our daughter be fat or skinny

你能保证不在乎女儿的体型吗
Or any weight at all? Because we want her to be happy, no matter what.

因为无论胖瘦我们都想让她快乐