Oh, my God.

我的老天
He's gorgeous and homeless?

他又帅又无家可归
That's your dream guy.

那可是你的梦中情人啊
We are so doing it!

命中注定我搞他
Ugh, this is impossible.

这简直不可能嘛
I feel like I'm putting an Oscar dress on Precious.

感觉像在帮珍爱塞进奥斯卡礼服
I'm making up the couch for Nashit.

我在给纳西特铺沙发呢
That is so nice of you.

你真是太贴心了
He's gonna need a place to crash after we have sex.

等我们搞完后他得有个地方睡觉
No, that's off the table.

不不许再提这茬
I can't believe you invited him to stay here.

真不敢相信你居然邀他来家里住
And I can't believe you refused to sleep at Starbucks tonight

我也不敢相信你居然拒绝去星巴克过夜