so you two need to shove off.

所以你俩最好离远点
Oh, yeah?

哦是吗
Well, I think you're gonna want to hear this.

我猜你会有兴趣听我们要说的话的
Yeah, it involves a certain someone you did a certain something with,

此事涉及你与某人做了某事
who then transmitted a certain sexually

某人经由某种性事方面
transmitted something to a certain penis on your groin.

使你腹股沟上的某物传染上了某种疾病
Normally I'd love to talk about all the poonanny I get,

平时我是喜欢谈我染上的这些破烂玩意的
but right now, as always, business comes before pleasure.

但是此时一如既往工作先于欢愉
Hot glue gun.

热粘接剂
He chooses doctoring over sex.

他选择了治病而不是云雨
Impressive.

真了不起
Hey, I got an idea.

嘿我有主意了