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The City College Cosmic Pioneer--
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Their very own orbital launch simulator.
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Pretty soon,
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they will have an astronaut on their brochure,
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and we will still be bragging about our foosball table.
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What do you think happens to enrollment then?
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I don't know about you, gentlemen,
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But I love my campus, and I don't want to watch it
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become a city college parking lot.
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Well, what can we do?
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We can launch our own space simulator.
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Before they simulate their launch on Monday,