-
I was at the community center
-
for my overeaters anonymous meeting,
-
but I went into the A.A. meeting by mistake.
-
And by "Mistake,"
-
I mean I remembered how drunks love their doughnuts.
-
So as I was reaching for a buttermilk glazed,
-
there was Andrew.
-
You were in overeaters anonymous?
-
Yeah, I actually lost 220 pounds
-
and then gained 160 pounds of grade "A" beefcake!
-
Isn't she adorable? Uh-huh.
-
Andrew, would you help me in the kitchen?