Let's just say I put the "Goo" in Google.

谷哥的"哥"叫的就是我
I'm going to pretend I'm a customer,

我来扮演一个要点餐的客人
and order a hamburger.

要点一个汉堡
Hello, Miss. I'll have a hamburger.

你好小姐我想点一个汉堡
Certainly, Miss.

没问题小姐
Would you like that with or without Salmonella?

您的汉堡要加还是不加沙门氏菌呢
Han, I got my first lesson on the iPad from Steve Jobs,

阿憨我学用iPad的第一堂课是乔布斯教的
and now I'm getting it from Han Jobs?

而现在居然沦落到憨不湿[音似手淫]来教
Caroline, don't act like you know more about gadgets than me.

卡洛琳别装得好像你比我更懂科技小玩意
Formerly rich doesn't beat currently Asian.

昨日美国土大款赢不过今日亚洲科技宅
Now, come on, everyone look at their iPads.

来吧大家看看手里的iPad
What iPad? I didn't see an iPad

什么iPad 我没见到有iPad啊