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Max. Do you have any gum?
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My breath tastes like someone else's breath.
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You're asking me if I have any gum?
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That's like asking New Jersey if it has any sluts.
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Great. There were onions in my street meat.
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Listen to me. "Onions in my street meat."
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Last year, I was taking meetings on wall street.
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This year, I'm eating meat from the street by a wall.
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Let's see. Phone, chapstick.
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A pill!