It's symptomatic. Here, look at my purse.

我是以小见大你看我的包
You know what, never mind.

好了你还是算了吧
It's too late for a purse smackdown.

现在批评我的包包太晚了
But for the record, even if you win now,

况且就算你说赢了我
my purse will kick your purse's ass.

我的包还是能把你的包打死
Later, after it spent two weeks learning your purse's schedule.

当然等它先花两周了解你包包的行程
Organized, clean, perfect. Look.

有序干净完美快看
Just look at it.

快看呀
Look at it, Max. It won't bite.

快看嘛麦克斯它不会咬人
Who are you, my mother's third boyfriend?

我妈的第三任男友才说这话
And truthfully, before I saw that check,

坦白说在我看见那张支票之前
I wasn't even going to file.

我没想过要报税