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looking for proof that her boyfriend was cheating on her,
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and all we found was a scratch-off worth a $1.50
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and a beach towel.
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And then, we used that $1.50
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to take the towel to the laundromat.
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12 years later, you and I use that very towel
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to dry ourselves off after a shower.
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Well, I'm standing on a stranger's cold sesame noodles
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with egg shells stuck to my ankles.
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You win, Max.
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What does that have to do with me?
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It means I'm officially standing in your purse.