Thank you guys so much for agreeing to do this.

感谢各位配合我来完成这项活动
The bachelor auction is going to be the highlight of the night,

单身汉拍卖会将会成为当晚的亮点
And we are gonna raise a ton of money.

我们还会借此筹集到一大笔钱的
So who's gonna buy you tomorrow night, Navid--

纳维明晚谁来买你呢
Your mom or your dad?

你老爸还是你老妈
Actually, your mom has put in a pretty large preemptive bid.

其实你老妈预付了一大笔钱准备买我呢
Hilarious. Okay, okay.

玩笑到此为止
Listen up, all right?

先听我说
I really want to start the auction with a bang, so...

我想再拍卖前搞些噱头
I thought we could open with a little dance number.

所以我想你们可以跳个开场舞之类的
You serious? Dancing.

你说真的要我们跳舞
Hey, come on, you guys! Chill out! Come on!

你们别激动啊冷静点听我说