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a $1.47 tip.
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47 cents?
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Uh, I wasn't even aware they were still making pennies.
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I smiled and bent over backwards, giving them service...
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all for $1.47?
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This makes me the lowest-paid hooker in New York.
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All right, give me that check. I'll handle this.
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Hey!
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Was something wrong with the service my girl over here gave you?
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No. Tipping's an option.
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So is me spitting in your food.
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You might want to remember that the next time